I thought this was quite amusing...
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take drugs to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
I had tickets for this one but had to pull out following a leg injury but the event organisers kindly sent me the play list. Beck &...
Just a way to track the shows I've seen and have yet to reach. These are the current active shows. I've seen some others that hav...
The Soundcrash promotion team, who do some of the best live event promotion in the UK have themselves a little music space, Echoes in Hagge...
Our second park of the weekend was Phantasialand, one of the best "theme" parks in the world, and by "theme" I mean the...