Family Fortunes

We have a dumb quiz show in the UK called Family Fortunes, in the US I think it's Family Feud. Here's some stupid responses to questions that have been given by the rather thick contestants.


Name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time
A bra

Name a type of big cat
Persian

Name something with a hole in it
A window

Name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir
The lamps

Name something you eat with fish
A plate

Name an animal that lives wild in Britain
A lion

Not including cutlery, name a type of fork
Banana

Name something a blind person might use
A sword

Name a song with moon in the title
Blue Suede Moon

Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar

Name a famous brother and sister
Bonnie and Clyde

Name a dangerous race
The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

Name something that floats in the bath
Water

Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair

Name something red
A cardigan

Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal
Mail

Name a number you have to memorise
7

Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep

Name something you put on walls
Roofs

Name something in the garden that's green
A shed

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing

Name a famous bridge
Bridge over troubled water

Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog

Name something associated with the police
Pigs

Name a sign of the zodiac
April

Name something slippery
A conman

Name a kind of ache
Fillet o' Fish

Name a food that can be brown or white
Potato

Name a jacket potato topping
Jam

Name a famous Scotsman
Jock

Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it
A window

Name a non-living object with legs
A plant

Name a domestic animal
Leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee

Name a way of cooking fish
Cod

Name something you open other than a door
Your bowels

Name a famous soap opera
Romeo and Juliet

Name one of Harry Enfield's characters
Sooty

Name something with a red light
A Dalek

Name a bird that can also be a man's name
Chicken

Name one of the Spice Girls
The one with the long hair