Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Film: Assassin's Creed

So I went into this film expecting it to be really bad and I had a joke around it being so bad they called it "ass" twice. However the film was OK. 

Jeremy's Iron, wearing a jumper his Nan knitted, is given 3 billion dollars by the Templars to find an apple. Fassbender plays a parkour-loving hoodie rogue who knows where it is but he doesn't know it. He's fastened to a robot arm that taps into his DNA to help him remember.

It probably makes no sense to people not familiar with the games.

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